So, first post. You're probably asking yourself, what qualifies a guy named big worm 2 "blog his fucking ass off" about sportz. Well, I have 2 answers 4 u.
1) I sold weed in college. Alot of weed. Also, one time I faked an orgasm, even though I'm technically a dood.
2) I was watching game 3 of the NLCS last year at this sick little bar where u could totally score whores at called Sports Pagez. I'm a Phillies Phan, so I started thumping my dick against the counter when Manny "the glaring sphincter of indeterminate race" Ramirez tried 2 fight a whole bunch of Phillies. (Remember when he fought a really old dood?!?!?! Phuck him!!!) When I walked into the bathroom, I saw a shitload of azns standing in one stall. One gave me a really "cum hither" stare, and I followed him n2 the hall. They were doing blow. A shitload of blow!!!!!! And I did some w/ them, and it was totally cut w/ laxative, so I farted. And it was sooper awkward. And then they all laughed, and gave me more coke. And then the Phillies won the 2008 World Series.
PS- Wow, Baltimore really fucked Cleveland "square in the asshole." Ever since seeing the Wire, I've been really afraid of Baltimore teams. Even if they are just god awful at playing the sport they're paid millions 2 play.
PPS "DA Bears
